Laws of the Universe!

1. Whenever you have enough money to go shopping, the probability of finding a somewhat appealing dress diminishes logarithmically!

2. All the good guys are already taken.

3. Whenever you happen to be late for work, your boss is on time and wants you in his office.

4. The day you have a spot the size of Jupiter on your nose is the day you bump into a guy you fancy. If you look drop-dead gorgeous then the universe makes sure you don't bump into anyone remotely interesting.

5. As soon as you decide you have lost something and buy a replacement, the original item will appear out of nowhere.

6. Never ever let your laptop know that you're in a hurry.

7. Time slows down when a student is sitting through a boring lecture, or an employee is sitting through a boring meeting. Time will make up for itself in these situations by passing too quickly when trying to cram for a test or working to meet a deadline that’s up in an hour.

Can you think of anymore? :))